What I’ve learned from dating every zodiac sign


Not Linda Goodman, but an astrologer told me I'd do well with a Taurus years ago. I quickly dismissed the concept as boring. Who wants a partner with their annoying quirks?After meeting a Taurus man, I didn't feel like I'd found my match.


Libras are attractive and level-headed. Goodman shows out Libra's beauty. She raves about their “satiny voices,” “gorgeous laugh,” “beautiful eyes,” etc. “A Libra smile is a deadly weapon that should be outlawed,” she writes.My 20s Libra boyfriend was tall, dark, and stunningly gorgeous. 


As someone whose rising sign is Virgo, I appreciate that Virgo may be the most anally retentive sign due to their unfathomable perfectionism. 


Aries are fiery, outgoing. My experience shows they're terrific dancers. Despite his little stature and massive, three-inch platform sneakers, my salsa teacher was a dynamo with Big Aries Energy.


Since many of my friends have been heartbroken by Geminis, this chapter should have a trigger warning. When my Gemini ex-boyfriend entered my DMs, I teased him about this. “You and I are the worst astrological match. 


“There are exceptions, but the average Taurean girl who is unhappy with an Aquarian male is more vulnerable to being devastated than he is,” writes Goodman. I was in love with an Aquarius when I read these tragic words. 

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